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 For so many years, I was momma’s best boi (I still am, let’s be honest). But a few weeks ago, she brought home a new pup. She doesn’t have any hair on her body and only a little on her head, so I think this one is a hooman pup. That’s okay, though, because she is heckin’ cute. My mom has been trying to get the tiny hooman to sleep for a few hours now and is just about ready to pull her hair out. I figured I’d try my paw at getting her down for a nap so I can help my mom a bit. Golden Retriever Farm Click Here to Enter  for a chance to win a $500 Gift Card. Alright, tiny hooman, the pup is in power now. It’s time for you to go night nights because our mom needs a nap. She’s a very tired lady! Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little hooman. In the morning when you rise, there will be lots of squirrels outside! Back when I was just a little pupper, my mom used to sing that to me. It always worked and put me right to sleep! Maybe she will fall asleep with some facts about pu...